The Lord's Prayer, Recovery Version

08-22-2016, 09:51 PM

I propose a revision to the Recovery Version of the Bible based upon the proper way to pray the Lord's prayer, or at least the way they actually pray it in the Local Church. It is much better than the one used in the denominations, and it goes something like this:

Disciples: "Lord, teach us to pray".
Jesus: "Ok, I will tell you, and the more you say amen the more you will exercise your spirit and don't forget to "chew" it by repeating it over and over, OK?", here we go:

Our Father in heaven, amen
hallowed be amen your name. amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
YOUR KINGDOM!! Hallelujah amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
come, amen
your will be done, amen
on earth as it is in heaven. amen
Give us this day our daily bread, amen
and forgive us our debts, amen
as we also have forgiven our debtors. amen
And lead us not amen
And lead us not amen
And lead us not amen
And lead us not amen
into temptation, amen
but deliver us amen
but deliver us amen
but deliver us amen
but deliver us amen
from evil. amen amen AMEN
your will be done, amen
Oh Lord your will be done, amen
YOUR KINGDOM!! amen

The funny amen, thing amen, is amen, that amen they amen think amen that amen this amen is amen how amen God amen wants amen us amen to amen pray amen!!.

OBW · 08-23-2016, 07:19 AM

You missed one. After "into temptation" the correct response is a sort of groaning "Oooooohhhhhh Looooooorrrrrrdddddd, JEEEEEESSSSSUUUUUSSSSS"

This whole thing is fortune cookies on a "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" shrink ray. Not an intelligible word in it. The snippets are too small to recognize as having come from a coherent series of sentences. Too little to even create a decent slogan for the next training.

aron · 08-23-2016, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OBW

Not an intelligible word in it. .

I know - couldn't we fit an 'intrinsic' in there somewhere?

08-23-2016, 05:48 PM

Evangelical Guest,
Jesus did not say: "Ok, I will tell you, and the more you say amen the more you will exercise your spirit and don't forget to "chew" it by repeating it over and over, OK?", here we go: (which version bible says that? Another gospel?)
Which version bible inserted 'amens' and repeat certain phrases in the Lord's prayer?
Scary ...

08-22-2016, 09:51 PM	#1
Evangelical Guest Posts: n/a	The Lord's Prayer, Recovery Version I propose a revision to the Recovery Version of the Bible based upon the proper way to pray the Lord's prayer, or at least the way they actually pray it in the Local Church. It is much better than the one used in the denominations, and it goes something like this: Disciples: "Lord, teach us to pray". Jesus: "Ok, I will tell you, and the more you say amen the more you will exercise your spirit and don't forget to "chew" it by repeating it over and over, OK?", here we go: Our Father in heaven, amen hallowed be amen your name. amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen YOUR KINGDOM!! Hallelujah amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen come, amen your will be done, amen on earth as it is in heaven. amen Give us this day our daily bread, amen and forgive us our debts, amen as we also have forgiven our debtors. amen And lead us not amen And lead us not amen And lead us not amen And lead us not amen into temptation, amen but deliver us amen but deliver us amen but deliver us amen but deliver us amen from evil. amen amen AMEN your will be done, amen Oh Lord your will be done, amen YOUR KINGDOM!! amen The funny amen, thing amen, is amen, that amen they amen think amen that amen this amen is amen how amen God amen wants amen us amen to amen pray amen!!.

08-23-2016, 07:19 AM	#2
OBW Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: DFW area Posts: 4,382	Re: The Lord's Prayer, Recovery Version You missed one. After "into temptation" the correct response is a sort of groaning "Oooooohhhhhh Looooooorrrrrrdddddd, JEEEEEESSSSSUUUUUSSSSS" This whole thing is fortune cookies on a "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" shrink ray. Not an intelligible word in it. The snippets are too small to recognize as having come from a coherent series of sentences. Too little to even create a decent slogan for the next training. __________________ Mike I think . . . . I think I am . . . . therefore I am, I think — Edge OR . . . . You may be right, I may be crazy — Joel

08-23-2016, 05:48 PM	#4
Unregistered Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Lord's Prayer, Recovery Version Evangelical Guest, Jesus did not say: "Ok, I will tell you, and the more you say amen the more you will exercise your spirit and don't forget to "chew" it by repeating it over and over, OK?", here we go: (which version bible says that? Another gospel?) Which version bible inserted 'amens' and repeat certain phrases in the Lord's prayer? Scary ...