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Old 08-22-2016, 10:51 PM   #1
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Talking The Lord's Prayer, Recovery Version

I propose a revision to the Recovery Version of the Bible based upon the proper way to pray the Lord's prayer, or at least the way they actually pray it in the Local Church. It is much better than the one used in the denominations, and it goes something like this:

Disciples: "Lord, teach us to pray".
Jesus: "Ok, I will tell you, and the more you say amen the more you will exercise your spirit and don't forget to "chew" it by repeating it over and over, OK?", here we go:

Our Father in heaven, amen
hallowed be amen your name. amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
YOUR KINGDOM!! Hallelujah amen
Your kingdom amen
Your kingdom amen
come, amen
your will be done, amen
on earth as it is in heaven. amen
Give us this day our daily bread, amen
and forgive us our debts, amen
as we also have forgiven our debtors. amen
And lead us not amen
And lead us not amen
And lead us not amen
And lead us not amen
into temptation, amen
but deliver us amen
but deliver us amen
but deliver us amen
but deliver us amen
from evil. amen amen AMEN
your will be done, amen
Oh Lord your will be done, amen
YOUR KINGDOM!! amen


The funny amen, thing amen, is amen, that amen they amen think amen that amen this amen is amen how amen God amen wants amen us amen to amen pray amen!!.
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