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08-22-2016, 10:51 PM | #1 |
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The Lord's Prayer, Recovery Version
I propose a revision to the Recovery Version of the Bible based upon the proper way to pray the Lord's prayer, or at least the way they actually pray it in the Local Church. It is much better than the one used in the denominations, and it goes something like this:
Disciples: "Lord, teach us to pray". Jesus: "Ok, I will tell you, and the more you say amen the more you will exercise your spirit and don't forget to "chew" it by repeating it over and over, OK?", here we go: Our Father in heaven, amen hallowed be amen your name. amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen YOUR KINGDOM!! Hallelujah amen Your kingdom amen Your kingdom amen come, amen your will be done, amen on earth as it is in heaven. amen Give us this day our daily bread, amen and forgive us our debts, amen as we also have forgiven our debtors. amen And lead us not amen And lead us not amen And lead us not amen And lead us not amen into temptation, amen but deliver us amen but deliver us amen but deliver us amen but deliver us amen from evil. amen amen AMEN your will be done, amen Oh Lord your will be done, amen YOUR KINGDOM!! amen The funny amen, thing amen, is amen, that amen they amen think amen that amen this amen is amen how amen God amen wants amen us amen to amen pray amen!!. |
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