Cal Strikes Again! Satire At It's Finest!

Cal · 04-18-2020, 09:59 PM

04-19-2020, 02:03 AM

you're being silly Cal.
Too bored by the quarantine?

Ohio · 04-19-2020, 06:27 AM

The government responded by filling their training center with 37 tons of sand to protect them from the corona virus.

Cal · 04-19-2020, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ohio

The government responded by filling their training center with 37 tons of sand to protect them from the corona virus.

If only....

Sons to Glory! · 04-19-2020, 12:07 PM

Very clever - I see this as a SNL Weekend Update skit!

Oh wait, I think I hear a knock on my front door . . .

theLCfurry · 04-19-2020, 06:54 AM

I can't find any website link that had this article that you screenshotted and made an image of. Is this a prank or what's going on here?

Ohio · 04-19-2020, 07:28 AM

Living Stream Ministry / Local Churches respond to loss of their legal case

Ohio · 04-19-2020, 07:32 AM

Rumor has it that Ron Kangas called all those sleepy reporters, "Moo Cows."

Nell · 04-19-2020, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theLCfurry

I can't find any website link that had this article that you screenshotted and made an image of. Is this a prank or what's going on here?

Yes.

Nell

Cal · 04-19-2020, 06:16 PM

Raptor · 04-19-2020, 06:59 PM

Lord forgive me for laughing so hard...

Nell · 04-19-2020, 07:04 PM

Poor Cal. Cabin fever no doubt. Get a mask. Take a walk. You’ll feel better.

Cal · 04-19-2020, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nell

Poor Cal. Cabin fever no doubt. Get a mask. Take a walk. You’ll feel better.

I guess. You have to do something...

Cal · 04-19-2020, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nell

Poor Cal. Cabin fever no doubt. Get a mask. Take a walk. You’ll feel better.

I guess. You have to do something... Actually I did just take a walk.

Trapped · 04-19-2020, 08:40 PM

Keep 'em coming, I'm getting some serious face cramps from smiling so big and laughing so hard.

Ohio · 04-20-2020, 05:18 AM

Did HERBALIFE really sponsor Minoru?

Truthseeker · 04-20-2020, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cal

Soccer or socercer? Filling with spirit of dead people can be considered as shaman or socercer. We have only to be filled with Holy Spirit.
When I read your post, I got goosebumps.

Cal · 04-20-2020, 03:47 PM

OBW · 04-20-2020, 05:37 PM

I assume that was an actual picture of Kangas in post #1. Doesn't look anything like I remember him.

Of course, that was at least 33 years ago. I guess I probably haven't aged a whole lot better.

byHismercy · 04-20-2020, 07:08 PM

Oh my. Just when I was wondering what you wrote, Cal. A comedian through and through. I don't know what you do professionally, but I believe you've found your niche, (in case you were looking for it).

Cal · 04-20-2020, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OBW

I assume that was an actual picture of Kangas in post #1. Doesn't look anything like I remember him.

Of course, that was at least 33 years ago. I guess I probably haven't aged a whole lot better.

Keep thinking young, OBW. That's all you can do!

ExLCMillennial · 04-21-2020, 05:23 AM

Witness Lee in a coffin be like with his blended dancers. I'm sorry, but Cal started it.

Nell · 04-21-2020, 09:20 AM

Explaining the Confusion

We shepherds intended to explain rumors that have arisen over the years regarding the local churches, the ministry, Watchman Nee and Witness Lee. We have not succeeded. Unintended confusion does occur from time to time, and we can explain.

The recent comments of Minoru Chen, while seemingly confusing, actually make perfect sense. Minoru doesn’t really believe what he has been saying. He was simply trying to conflate the working of the Holy Spirit with works of the “other” spirit. Minoru is confused and it got away from him.

As for the rumors you guys are repeating, yeah, I know, there really is factual basis that we were never able to disprove to rational, sober minded people. We confused you, but we were not wrong.

We regret the confusion we create by writing under a vague moniker rather than real names of real people. We acknowledge that it is possible for any Tom, Dick or Harry to usurp this moniker and there’s not a thing we can do about it. Sometimes we just need to remain anonymous and not be accountable for what we say. We feel this confusion is justifiable and nothing new…we are just following orders.

We have not succeeded in explaining all of the confusion. We have not fully explained any of it. In fact, the explanations we provided only serve to raise a whole new set of questions. In many ways, we are as confused as you are. However, we do believe that our confusion is at a higher level and about more important matters.

The cow-orkers

04-19-2020, 02:03 AM	#2
Unregistered Guest Posts: n/a	Re: "Lord's Recovery" Sues Government you're being silly Cal. Too bored by the quarantine?

04-19-2020, 06:27 AM	#3
Ohio Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Greater Ohio Posts: 13,693	Re: "Lord's Recovery" Sues Government The government responded by filling their training center with 37 tons of sand to protect them from the corona virus. __________________ Ohio's motto is: With God all things are possible!. Keeping all my posts short, quick, living, and to the point!

04-19-2020, 12:07 PM	#5
Sons to Glory! Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 2,617	Re: "Lord's Recovery" Sues Government Very clever - I see this as a SNL Weekend Update skit! Oh wait, I think I hear a knock on my front door . . . __________________ LC Berkeley 70s; LC Columbus OH 80s; An Ekklesia in Scottsdale 98-now Praise the Lord - HE'S GOT THIS!

04-19-2020, 06:54 AM	#6
theLCfurry Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 34	Re: "Lord's Recovery" Sues Government I can't find any website link that had this article that you screenshotted and made an image of. Is this a prank or what's going on here?

04-19-2020, 07:28 AM	#7
Ohio Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Greater Ohio Posts: 13,693	Re: "Lord's Recovery" Sues Government Living Stream Ministry / Local Churches respond to loss of their legal case __________________ Ohio's motto is: With God all things are possible!. Keeping all my posts short, quick, living, and to the point!

04-18-2020, 09:59 PM	#1
Cal Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 4,333	Cal Strikes Again! Satire At It's Finest!

04-19-2020, 07:32 AM	#8
Ohio Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Greater Ohio Posts: 13,693	Re: "Lord's Recovery" Sues Government Rumor has it that Ron Kangas called all those sleepy reporters, "Moo Cows." __________________ Ohio's motto is: With God all things are possible!. Keeping all my posts short, quick, living, and to the point!

04-19-2020, 06:16 PM	#10
Cal Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 4,333	Minoru Chen, Possessed by Lee, Becomes Amazing Soccer Player

04-19-2020, 06:59 PM	#11
Raptor Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 414	Re: Minoru Chen, Possessed by Lee, Becomes Amazing Soccer Player Lord forgive me for laughing so hard...

04-19-2020, 07:04 PM	#12
Nell Admin/Moderator Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 2,100	Re: Minoru Chen, Possessed by Lee, Becomes Amazing Soccer Player Poor Cal. Cabin fever no doubt. Get a mask. Take a walk. You’ll feel better.

04-19-2020, 08:40 PM	#15
Trapped Member Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 1,523	Re: Cal Strikes Again! Satire At It's Finest! Keep 'em coming, I'm getting some serious face cramps from smiling so big and laughing so hard.

04-20-2020, 05:18 AM	#16
Ohio Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Greater Ohio Posts: 13,693	Re: Cal Strikes Again! Satire At It's Finest! Did HERBALIFE really sponsor Minoru? __________________ Ohio's motto is: With God all things are possible!. Keeping all my posts short, quick, living, and to the point!

04-20-2020, 03:47 PM	#18
Cal Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 4,333	Re: Minoru Chen, Possessed by Lee, Becomes Amazing Soccer Player

04-20-2020, 05:37 PM	#19
OBW Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: DFW area Posts: 4,384	Re: Cal Strikes Again! Satire At It's Finest! I assume that was an actual picture of Kangas in post #1. Doesn't look anything like I remember him. Of course, that was at least 33 years ago. I guess I probably haven't aged a whole lot better. __________________ Mike I think . . . . I think I am . . . . therefore I am, I think — Edge OR . . . . You may be right, I may be crazy — Joel

04-20-2020, 07:08 PM	#20
byHismercy Member Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 439	Re: Cal Strikes Again! Satire At It's Finest! Oh my. Just when I was wondering what you wrote, Cal. A comedian through and through. I don't know what you do professionally, but I believe you've found your niche, (in case you were looking for it).

04-21-2020, 05:23 AM	#22
ExLCMillennial Member Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 7	Re: Minoru Chen, Possessed by Lee, Becomes Amazing Soccer Player Witness Lee in a coffin be like with his blended dancers. I'm sorry, but Cal started it.

04-21-2020, 09:20 AM	#23
Nell Admin/Moderator Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 2,100	Satire...to chime in! Explaining the Confusion We shepherds intended to explain rumors that have arisen over the years regarding the local churches, the ministry, Watchman Nee and Witness Lee. We have not succeeded. Unintended confusion does occur from time to time, and we can explain. The recent comments of Minoru Chen, while seemingly confusing, actually make perfect sense. Minoru doesn’t really believe what he has been saying. He was simply trying to conflate the working of the Holy Spirit with works of the “other” spirit. Minoru is confused and it got away from him. As for the rumors you guys are repeating, yeah, I know, there really is factual basis that we were never able to disprove to rational, sober minded people. We confused you, but we were not wrong. We regret the confusion we create by writing under a vague moniker rather than real names of real people. We acknowledge that it is possible for any Tom, Dick or Harry to usurp this moniker and there’s not a thing we can do about it. Sometimes we just need to remain anonymous and not be accountable for what we say. We feel this confusion is justifiable and nothing new…we are just following orders. We have not succeeded in explaining all of the confusion. We have not fully explained any of it. In fact, the explanations we provided only serve to raise a whole new set of questions. In many ways, we are as confused as you are. However, we do believe that our confusion is at a higher level and about more important matters. The cow-orkers