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aron · 12-15-2020, 08:26 AM

Classification: Vital Groups. Several 'serving ones' showed up, pointed around the 'meeting hall', saying "You, you, you, and you - you're all a vital group. You over there - you're a vital group. You five right there - you're a vital group." Etc. You should have seen people's faces.

Classification: the New Way. Focuseon door knocking & led to Vital Groups. If we all did as told, the Lord would return in about 18 years, give or take a few months. Lee the Divinely Authorised Accountant had it all on a chalkboard one day, showing exponential growth curves. What an exciting meeting that was! We were all buzzing. What a blessing to be in God's move on the earth today. God Himself had forsaken Christianity and was basically only paying attention to us. The Revival to End the Age would soon ensue! All we had to do was be one with the brothers.

Classification: Youth Propagation Groups, or YPGs. People laughed about it after that 'wind' had passed thru town. It was basically a "Young People's Meeting" which was aimed at luring Billy and Susie's classmates. It was like, "Guess what Uncle Witness dreamed up for the church picnic this year?"

Classification: The Central Lane of the Divine Economy. Whatever Most Blended BP was thinking of at any particular moment.

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aron Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Natal Transvaal Posts: 5,631	Re: Local Church Speak - Merged with The Lexicon Classification: Vital Groups. Several 'serving ones' showed up, pointed around the 'meeting hall', saying "You, you, you, and you - you're all a vital group. You over there - you're a vital group. You five right there - you're a vital group." Etc. You should have seen people's faces. Classification: the New Way. Focuseon door knocking & led to Vital Groups. If we all did as told, the Lord would return in about 18 years, give or take a few months. Lee the Divinely Authorised Accountant had it all on a chalkboard one day, showing exponential growth curves. What an exciting meeting that was! We were all buzzing. What a blessing to be in God's move on the earth today. God Himself had forsaken Christianity and was basically only paying attention to us. The Revival to End the Age would soon ensue! All we had to do was be one with the brothers. Classification: Youth Propagation Groups, or YPGs. People laughed about it after that 'wind' had passed thru town. It was basically a "Young People's Meeting" which was aimed at luring Billy and Susie's classmates. It was like, "Guess what Uncle Witness dreamed up for the church picnic this year?" Classification: The Central Lane of the Divine Economy. Whatever Most Blended BP was thinking of at any particular moment. __________________ "Freedom is free. It's slavery that's so horribly expensive" - Colonel Templeton, ret., of the 12th Scottish Highlanders, the 'Black Fusiliers' Last edited by aron; 12-15-2020 at 10:20 AM.