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Originally Posted by ExChurchKid
Just ask awareness about how Jesus saved his finger (spoiler alert, awareness is missing a finger).
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I should tell this story. Long story short I smashed my finger in my log splitter.
I immediately ran into my shop and cut the glove of with scissors. Then I tried to fix it with a popsicle stick. That didn't work so I drove 10 miles to CVS to buy those foam metal finger supports. That didn't work either, and I noticed it was turning white.
So I called the hospital and asked if they had someone that could sew my finger back on. They said yes, so I drove to the hospital, got checked in and waited for the doctor.
When he came in he took a look, and began to pray over me. When he was finished I busted out with excitement and said, praise the Lord Jesus is going to save my finger.
Then the doctor said they were going to put me out. I said, no, no, I drove here and I'm driving back. I told the doctor to just numb it all with Novocaine, and sew it back on.
He did, and left me with a nub. So on my right hand I'm missing most of my index finger.
Then, going back after a couple of weeks I went in to have the stitches removed. I didn't see the doctor. So I called and requested an appointment to see the doctor. That took a month. And when he came in I said let's pray, which I did.
Then I asked the doctor for a prosthetic finger. He said he doesn't do that. While I waited I collected knee replaces, hip replacements, and a shoulder replacements. I said you replace all these but not a finger. So he made me wait a half hour and came in with a referral to a doctor that would do it about an hour away. So I called that office and was told it would cost about $10,000.00 dollars. I said, wait a minute, I can buy a whole life sized rubber doll for only $5,000.00, with 10 fingers, and all the rest of the body parts. But insurance wouldn't pay for that. So I just gave it up, and decided I'd buy a Halloween finger, which I couldn't ever find.
So Jesus didn't save my finger. His prayer didn't work.