[Boxjobox]

Originally Posted by Boxjobox

Speaking of a three headed God, I was reading 1 Samuel 28 this morning- wow, what a chapter! Saul is scared stiff about the impending war with the Philistines. Goes to a woman in EnDor who has a “ familiar spirit” because God is not talking to Saul either be dream, Urim, or prophet. So it says: 11Then said the woman, Whom shall I bring up unto thee? And he said, Bring me up Samuel. 12And when the woman saw Samuel, she cried with a loud voice; and the woman spake to Saul, saying, Why hast thou deceived me? for thou art Saul. 13And the king said unto her, Be not afraid: for what seest thou? And the woman said unto Saul, I see a god coming up out of the earth. 14And he said unto her, What form is he of? And she said, An old man cometh up; and he is covered with a robe. And Saul perceived that it was Samuel, and he bowed with his face to the ground, and did obeisance.
Woah Doctor! A whole lot going on here! And the woman said unto Saul, I see a god coming up out of the earth. Wa wa wa what’s this? The word for god here is elohim. So the translations of this are all over the place- a spirit, spirits, a divine being, god, gods, one like god. But the word is elohim, which as we are often told by the triunists is the 3 headed god that created all, and we must all recognize that God is a plural being.

So then we get to the NT and the great apostle Paul tells the Corinthians that there is but one God, the Father. What happened to the 3 headed being?

Oh, I think I see new light- Samuel comes up out of the earth; surely this indicates resurrection, and Samuel is seen as Elohim, surely this shows he has been transformed and become god! And Elohim is plural, surely this is none other than the triune god filling Samuel so that in resurrection, Samuel became god! Now we can see, god is quadune! And Saul, the natural man worships him. Oh, new light.