Re: Quotes and Quips
From church bulletins (typos and misplaced modifiers):
Don't let worry kill you--Let the church help.
Thursday night--potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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