Hey Ron, have you ever considered being a stand up comedian? That "and this is not false humility" had em rollin in the isles!
What ya pullin down over at the mother ship there in Anaheim, 75-80gs? I bet you could make that in one month over at the Irvine improv!!!
Of course you have no fear or anger or anxiety. You would have to have a fully functioning conscience to experience any of those things.
Your conscience is apparently bound to a guy who died back in the mid 90s and this is not a very good thing for someone claiming to be some sort of leader in a christian ministry.