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Originally Posted by UntoHim
With apologies to Max Springer, I have updated and expanded his pyramid:
.................................................. ...../..........................\....................... ......................................
.................................................. .../.......W. Lee.............\................................. ...........................
.................................................. ../.............|..................\................. ..........................................
..................................... ............./......Sr. co-workers.........\................................. .........................
................................................../...............|.....................\............ ............................................
................................................./......Junior co-workers.........\................................. ......................
................................................/.................|........................\....... .................................................
.............................................../.....Elders/leading brothers........\................................. .....................
............................................../...................|...........................\.. .................................................. ..
............................................./..Responsible & learning brothers....\..................................... ................
............................................/.....................|............................ ..\............................................... .....
.........................................../Brothers in the local churches as a whole\............................................ .......
........................................../.......................|.......................... .......\.......................................... ........
........................................./.....Sisters who keep their mouth shut,......\...................................... ...........
......................................../.......wear their head coverings and.............\................................. ...............
......................................./......don't have an opinion about anything.......\.................................. .............
....................................../...........................|...................... .................\................................ ..............
...................................../...Sisters who speak their mind, refuse to dress....\........................................ .....
..................................../.....like they live in mid-20th century China and......\........................................ ....
.................................../.....have the unmitigated gall to have an opinion.....\..................................... ......
................................../...............................|.................. ..........................\....................... ...................
................................./.....................Ron Kangas's wife..................................\........... ..............................
................................/.................................|................ ..............................\................... .....................
.............................../.......................Hank Hanegraaff.....................................\.. ................................ ....
............................../.....(Would have been much higher up the pyramid but he.....\......................................
............................./.....went with Eastern Orthodox instead of the Local Church)....\.....................................
............................/.....................................|............ ........................................\......... ...........................
.........................../.............Members of Poor, Poor Christianity who don't..................\.......................... ........
........................../................criticize Witness Lee or the Local Church.......................\.................... ............
........................./........................................|......... ...............................................\.. .............................
......................../...................Members of Poor, Poor Christianity who..........................\.................... .........
......................./...................criticize Witness Lee or the Local Church...........................\................ ...........
....................../...........................................|...... .................................................. ....\..........................
...................../.....................Members of Local Church Discussions..................................\.... .....................
..................../......................and Former Members Facebook Page....................................\......... ...............
.................../..............................................|... .................................................. ...........\.......................
................../..........................................UntoHim. .................................................. .........\.....................
................./....................................(after posting this )........................................... .........\....................
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Most hilarious thing I saw today. I'm pretty sure this is 98% accurate, if not 100%. Just wondering are there any former local church member Facebook pages for young people, and how do i join?