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A2Z · 09-26-2019, 08:37 PM

The matter of COVERING in LSM churches

Sheeple 1: son, MOTA taught us that we should cover our spiritual father when he is drunken with wine and naked.

Sheeple 2: father, I hear the top sheeeps sounding an urgent message to me. Their words say "We are your fathers, we looove YOU, WE COVERRR!!! YOU."

Sheeple 2: how many fathers do I have? Why are they covering me?

Sheeple 1: so that you don't see them naked. The LSM covering is so versatile they can cover you so that you are covering them. Heed their message, lest they cover the DNA father away from the DNA son.

LSM brand covering, versatility to impress.
Ooops. Oppress.

09-26-2019, 08:37 PM	#1
A2Z Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 26	Sad Funny Ridiculous The matter of COVERING* in LSM churches* Sheeple 1: son, MOTA taught us that we should cover our spiritual father when he is drunken with wine and naked. Sheeple 2: father, I hear the top sheeeps sounding an urgent message to me. Their words say "We are your fathers, we looove YOU, WE COVERRR!!! YOU." Sheeple 2: how many fathers do I have? Why are they covering me? Sheeple 1: so that you don't see them naked. The LSM covering is so versatile they can cover you so that you are covering them. Heed their message, lest they cover the DNA father away from the DNA son. LSM brand covering, versatility to impress. Ooops. Oppress.