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Originally Posted by Drake
Ready to answer either or both... let's see what Trapped prefers.
...and may I suggest you stop being so impatiently demanding.... or are you going somewhere and need the information right away?
Drake
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I'm pretty sure I've got processed food in my pantry and frig. So I really really really want to know about a processed god.
My cousin once brought God in a Mason jar to his Baptist church. Does a processed god come vacuum packed?
That to me is this silly idea of a processed god. Maybe it's the way it sounds that hits my funny bone.
But I remember the days when I first heard it, and it sounded very profound. I should have busted out laughing way back then.
But cult members can't see they are in a cult, and so buy into anything spoken by their cult leader. And, sorry to say, I'm guilty of doing that.
But I never could -- wasn't able -- to buy into the notion of a processed god. A god that can be processed isn't a God to me. I'm not a fan of silly depictions of God. Stop bringing down God by saying he could be processed.
But you guys are smarter than me. I'm sure y'all can make me understand, what I don't understand. Maybe I need to go thru a process.
Y'all make it sound important, whether processed or not, so I wait with bated breath.
It's a compliment bro. I know you're in there, and so understand the processed God better than outsiders.
So I expect you to inform and entertain me. I'm actually hoping for more belly laughs. But y'all are prolly way too serious to provide, 'cept by accident.