Sorry for the levity in such a serious discussion, but in the words of NYU "Dean Jones" telling Kramer (on Seinfeld) that she can't allow him the use of a business college intern anymore because,
"As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken!"
See Dean Jones' with Kramer at the 1:35 mark