Re: Lee's Biggest Injustice
Evangelical,
You might be wrong in your assessment. Have you read this recently discovered ancient manuscript found in a rabbit hole near the eastern gate of the Temple Mount?
“Hear ye! Hear ye! All Christians and citizens of Jerusalem, who don’t actually want to stone us, are cordially invited to enjoin in a brand new celebration we are launching to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus.
Festivities will be held at the Eastern Gate of the Temple Mount, or the gate called Beautiful because with all the pretty colored eggs awaiting there for us it really will be beautiful! Commencing at sunrise the Apostle Peter will kick off the event by finding the first egg followed by the eleven each finding a colored egg in their own turn. The acapella “Mary Mary Mary Mary Quartet” will bless us with inspirational canticles during this time. This will be followed by the main event were everyone will enjoy the hunt and a sugar high of epic proportions. Baskets of chocolate bunnies, marshmallows, jelly beans, and other assorted confections will be enjoyed in abundance.
We also have a special guest joining the event.... the Eastern Bunny! (We tried to book Santa but a reindeer cull pretty much wiped out his transportation system). The Eastern Bunny will host the “chick chase” and whoever catches the golden chick will enjoy an all expense paid vacation to the Dead Sea!
We may have a Ham hocks dinner but some of the brothers are still having trouble with that whole “slay and eat blanket” story so we will see.
In the closing ceremony James will deliver a solo doxology ( that boy can sing! The best baritone west of the Jordan!) Don’t miss it!
This production will be second to none, A splendid time is guaranteed for all, and of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!”
Kind of knocks the wind out of your argument wouldn’t you agree?
Drake
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