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Originally Posted by Ohio
yeah, but I'm still sore.
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Originally Posted by Nell
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A guy goes to buy a donkey. The seller shows him the donkey and says, "This donkey will do everything you tell it." So he buys it.
A couple of days later he brings the donkey back and said, "This donkey won't do anything I tell it."
The seller grabs a 2x4 and slams the donkey right between the eyes. "Why did you do that?," asked the buyer in shock.
"Cuz to get him to listen you first have to get his attention."