Hey look! Cuz we're bad boys we got tossed into the dungeon.
I'm splitting a gut here.
Why all this advertising for the UU church?
But I have to express appreciation for living in Kentucky. I thought it was bad enough that I have to love my evangelical and fundamentalist neighbors. But it could be much worse. If I lived in another area, outside the Bible belt, I could be stuck having to love my Neopagan, Native American, and pantheist neighbors.
Thank you Lord for not subjecting me to such an impossibility. Besides, I know when you said love God and love your neighbor, you didn't know about Neopagan's, Native American's, and pantheist's (well maybe pantheists - since pantheism proceeded Jesus), so they aren't included in the neighbors I have to love. That's good. Cuz I'm already overloaded with loving all these Christian neighbors.
For that matter, thank you Lord that I have no local church neighbors. Then you'd be askin' way tooooooo much of me.